dual spruce

to shit and throw up at the same time.

Dude, that Chartwells made me dual spruce!

by bisignano February 17, 2008

Dual Force

you and your bro/friend/homie go out and rail, yeah baby. either double team or one girl each, either way, when u hear dual force its gonna be a good fuckin nite.

Nick: Yo jonny we goin railin this weekend?
jonny: fuck yeah brah, we're gonna go dual force dude
nick: fuck yeah
jonny: fuck yeah
nick: yeeeeah...

by Dreesey January 17, 2007

Dual Hook'd

Being attacked or attached by a dual hook

aka: THE ALMIGHTY DUAL HOOK!!!

Rico: What do i do?
Sergeant: Use something to attach the soldier to that helicopter.
Rico: I'll use my Dual Hook
Sergeant: your what?
*Uses Dual Hook*
Sergeant: You just Dual Hook'd him!

by texkid4 (Mr. Smiley November 17, 2009

dick dual

Like fencing, except with your penis.

If you touch my girl we're gonna dick dual.

by Chapman The Conquistador June 24, 2014

dual wielding

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 9, 2006

Dual Exhaust

Referring to a girl who gets it in both holes. (vagina and rectum)

Ross is all for dual exhaust.
Jenny has no clue what dual exhaust means.

by Tules!!!! Representing Apollo February 10, 2005

dual wield

1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.

Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.

by Xfing January 24, 2014