by anime slayer November 19, 2020
n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
by superdawge October 02, 2009
by hahahahloololol April 28, 2018
by Pyro23 July 01, 2011
Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...
Random Person 1: Where are you going?
Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.
random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*
Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.
random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*
by BeWareOfMe March 30, 2013
by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018
Doctor ….
This comment in written as a post ..
I am not a doctor
Which was a joke as the context was about spending all day laying in the sun .. no sun cream … I find it medicinal and healing like nothing else …
This contradicts all doctors and scientists ..
Hence the opening statement..
If someone takes this from and mentions this and me by name … taken out of context … seriously .. and alluding to something I knew about? Wtf
This is my only ever account ud knows this along with its shady moderators …
End of …
Don’t make shit up saying I have multiple accounts and it’s clear there are many people claiming to be the same person ..
This site is a parody of the world itself ..
The people here are the same ones that say I am an issue in the physical world but chose to walk and stand outside my house all day … every day ….
Their choices …
If you mention make sure your facts are correct at least before entering a debate …
Seriously ..
….
This comment in written as a post ..
I am not a doctor
Which was a joke as the context was about spending all day laying in the sun .. no sun cream … I find it medicinal and healing like nothing else …
This contradicts all doctors and scientists ..
Hence the opening statement..
If someone takes this from and mentions this and me by name … taken out of context … seriously .. and alluding to something I knew about? Wtf
This is my only ever account ud knows this along with its shady moderators …
End of …
Don’t make shit up saying I have multiple accounts and it’s clear there are many people claiming to be the same person ..
This site is a parody of the world itself ..
The people here are the same ones that say I am an issue in the physical world but chose to walk and stand outside my house all day … every day ….
Their choices …
If you mention make sure your facts are correct at least before entering a debate …
Seriously ..
….
by LetsTalkAboutX January 26, 2023