a person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
doctor: sir you have Diarrhea take these pills
patient: how much will it cost
doctor: 1500$
by anime slayer November 19, 2020
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n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"

Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"
by superdawge October 2, 2009
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A qualified practitioner of medicine; a physician.
"If you aren't feeling better soon, we will take you to the doctor!"
by hahahahloololol April 28, 2018
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A med school graduate

Somehow commands a level of prestige in society beyond his means.
Person A: "I am a doctor"

by Pyro23 July 1, 2011
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Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...
Random Person 1: Where are you going?

Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.

random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*
by BeWareOfMe March 30, 2013
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What your dad yells at you to be if you're Asian
"My dad yelled at me to be a doctor"
by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018
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Doctor ….

This comment in written as a post ..

I am not a doctor

Which was a joke as the context was about spending all day laying in the sun .. no sun cream … I find it medicinal and healing like nothing else …

This contradicts all doctors and scientists ..

Hence the opening statement..

If someone takes this from and mentions this and me by name … taken out of context … seriously .. and alluding to something I knew about? Wtf

This is my only ever account ud knows this along with its shady moderators

End of …

Don’t make shit up saying I have multiple accounts and it’s clear there are many people claiming to be the same person ..

This site is a parody of the world itself ..

The people here are the same ones that say I am an issue in the physical world but chose to walk and stand outside my house all day … every day ….

Their choices …

If you mention make sure your facts are correct at least before entering a debate …

Seriously ..

Doctor .. ing facts to suit the ongoing agenda

Nice …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 26, 2023
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