n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
by superdawge October 2, 2009
by Pyro23 July 1, 2011
Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...
Random Person 1: Where are you going?
Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.
random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*
Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.
random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*
by BeWareOfMe March 30, 2013
by hahahahloololol April 28, 2018
by Dogcrap09 February 5, 2020
licensed drug dealer
by wazzlewz1 March 12, 2010
"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"
by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020