"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."
by Sneak T. December 3, 2020
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To be scared and coughing at the same time
Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night
by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020
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Scared and coughing at the same time.
I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.
by Zxnoregretsxz December 3, 2020
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when you’re scared and cough at the same time
*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!”

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by June Storm December 4, 2020
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A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
by ItsjH November 14, 2010
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The contemporary DNC and GOP parties are one party. the DeRps.

Ignore what they say, watch what they do!

Your common DeRp wants government spending and lots of it. DeRps don't care if they have to borrow it's only important that all of their choice interest groups (hobbies) are fed at the end of the day. The only difference between the DNC and the GOP is what the spending goes toward. They're consumers just like generation x women and no one takes their men seriously. The generation x women wear the pants in the DeRp house and they represent the marginal power of the DeRp vote.

If you're into programmed reality TV shows, the DeRps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment.
Of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties: a DeRp resolution.

Bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”
by nwzPaper January 26, 2013
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