cyclop's eyegouge

The act of double-thumb-gouging the rectum and stretching it open whilst performing doggy style.

If she pisses you off...next time give her the cyclop's eyegouge! She might like it, though!

by erp2 August 8, 2008

the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"

i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

by Teabag man June 11, 2008

Weeping Cyclops

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.

"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"

by BleuMoon February 5, 2010

Battle with cyclops

Male masturbation

It’s best not to tell people about your battle with cyclops

by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 26, 2018

Angry cyclops

the act of spreading your ass cheeks and farting in someones face... yes it is as disturbing as it sounds

dude my girl friend was bitching at me all day yesterday so i gave her an angry cyclops

by el escritorio October 20, 2009

Cyclops butt

When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.

I pulled down her pants and was looking her cyclops butt in the eye.

by TheUnderhill January 4, 2017