A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.
Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."
Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."
Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!
by Rawesome January 15, 2009
The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.
I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.
by meatlover222 June 18, 2009
When a pregnant black woman delivers her child into a crockpot. Then two or more fellow niggas release their bodily fluids into the holy container.
by Crockpot Nigga October 25, 2018
A sex act in which a raw crawfish is inserted into a woman's vagina for six hours and then removed and eaten with a side of butter.
by Dankofamerica April 17, 2016
When one has eaten Jumbalaya for supper, farts in bed and pulls the blankets up over spouce's head. (Very similar to a dutch oven)
by CosmicMuffins February 6, 2009
When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
by Urban humor December 22, 2015
The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.
by Matt Spurrier/Jeffery Robinson May 31, 2006