A moistie cadet is a girl who is too young to be a moistie, but has greater than a 90% chance to become a moistie when she turns 16.
Joe1: "Damn, look at those hot-ass moisties"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"
by NastyNas December 20, 2004
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Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.
Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.
by caytinator January 24, 2011
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Air cadets are the highest form of cadet, many army cadets ( cannon fodder ) and sea cadets ( splashy spastics) like to believe they are smarter and more intelligent than us

When it's our firsts night of the month we tidy the building inside and out, we take pride in our uniform and are careful to not get mud on our wedgewoods/best blues and working blues, many other cadets like to think it's us being snobby, during camps we tend to be the tidiest and have he best uniform standards, many army cadets call us pigeons and say that we don't fly real planes, but we do, we also do field craft which is what the "army cadets" focus on, we mainly focus on our drill and atc knowledge, our ranking system is more rewarding and ethical, we even allow facial hair on cadets!!
Air cadet: why is stores so messy
Air cadet 2: must've been the army cadets using our stuff again.

Air cadet: hey guys I controlled a tutor last weekend

Army cadet: don't you mean a vr system cause you pigeons don't fly real planes
Air cadet: yes we do pongo
by cadet warrant officer September 10, 2019
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A PBST security guard who just joined and goes on to MRK visitors with baton uniformless. They often have no bobux or just dont care about the rules. Who cares anyway, Combat will probably send him to brazil anyway.
OML STOP TURNING ON THE LASERS YOU BRAINDEAD CADET
by Mygemdiamond January 19, 2021
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A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.
Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."
by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 28, 2021
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(noun)

(1) Booty Cadet is a person who is overly concerned about others' lives instead of their own. They criticize and tend to point out the shortcomings of an individual; speaking of them with reproach.

(2) A square who is dull and whiny; a lame
(1) Booty Cadet
Bobby: "Man, Matt is such a clown, he thinks he's hot shit. That dude is trash and has a regrettable chest tattoo.
Tyler: "Dude, why are so worried about him? He's making moves you fuckin' booty cadet"
(2)Booty Cadet
Mom: "Joseph, quit being a BOOTY CADET."
Joseph: "A booty cadet!? Man, c'mon!"
by Al1017 October 17, 2015
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