1. The art of living your life in a perpetual state of scummer.
2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.
3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.
2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.
3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.
by Mrcoolguy7777 April 24, 2011
A child who is retarded and so stupid he can't walk to school without getting raped or hit by a car. He is most often known for screeching autistically. He is constantly getting CPS called on his father and uncle for incedents in the bathroom.
Bert: I'm going to go rape Bort.
Ernie: Can I join?
Bert: No. It's a parents only type of thing.
Ernie: Can I at least play the underwater tickle game with Bort tonight?
Bert: Of course.
Ernie: Can I join?
Bert: No. It's a parents only type of thing.
Ernie: Can I at least play the underwater tickle game with Bort tonight?
Bert: Of course.
by Letsrapebort October 11, 2018
A word / noise used in daily life to describe an attractive female and or her large breasts without drawing attention and appearing rude.
Clem: "Booooort"
Bodeen: "Where?"
Clem: "6 o'clock"
Bodeen: "Bort. Dey are some biiiiig titties boi"
Bodeen: "Where?"
Clem: "6 o'clock"
Bodeen: "Bort. Dey are some biiiiig titties boi"
by DartyDaniels May 10, 2011
a Russian word, denoting "Bureau Number", or construction number. Used to identify military aircraft.
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003
Bort is the act of placing the beer can ontop of the womans lower back while having sexual intercourse with your female partner for stimulation purposes. (does not work with homosexuals)
Australian men have mastered this technique and have been practicing it for hundreds of years
Australian men have mastered this technique and have been practicing it for hundreds of years
"I heard you pulled a bort on her last night"
"I wish I knew how to bort!"
"Yes young padawan, it is true I have mastered the technique of bort, I have released its true potential...last night with your mother"
"I wish I knew how to bort!"
"Yes young padawan, it is true I have mastered the technique of bort, I have released its true potential...last night with your mother"
by bortwithlegs March 21, 2007
Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
by borty mcbort May 4, 2007