cosmo bacon

"oh man I fancy a cosmo bacon"

by btellingu October 15, 2017

swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action

here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon

by cantbelievethissh*t January 19, 2012

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0

by 11penny June 23, 2019

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

by Gold3ngurl December 15, 2019

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by July 13, 2023

mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor

by littleliv July 13, 2023