Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
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When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate
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when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.
she was annoying me. so i gave her the angry pirate
by hardstyle1997 August 24, 2011
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A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.
Damn lastnight I gave that girl an Angry Pirate.. She was really pissed off..
by DaveEY January 19, 2007
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When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.
Ryan was tired of fucking Jen so he gave her an angry pirate.
by Flavva Flav February 12, 2005
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To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"
I picked up a hussy last night and gave her the ole angry pirate.
by Sai H. January 27, 2007
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The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.
blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate
by cypherserg November 1, 2007
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