reverse alabama hot pocket

the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.

Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket

by 420noscopingswagfag November 19, 2014

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Frankie-Four-Fingers October 19, 2007

Alabama hot pocket #2

Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.

I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.

by Encablossa April 13, 2008

Alabama hot pocket

When you open the flaps of a vagina and the insert a warm sex toy.

With this new dildo Chloe and i could Alabama hot pocket!

by Nico Shuler April 14, 2017

reverse alabama hot pocket

Reverse Alabama hot pocket is where you shat in a girls pussy but her legs are up and you are sitting over top like a toilet

Hey did you and your girl Alabama hot pocket.
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet

by UnofficialMojocult April 29, 2019

Southern alabama hot pocket

the act of shit in a girl's vagina and then fucking her

husband: can i give you a southern alabama hot pocket?

wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me

by sahdow93 April 18, 2010

Alabama Hot Pocket 2

The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.

Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!

by Element547 June 12, 2008