Ostrichism

The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.

The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .

by RasberryJamChick November 24, 2010

ostrich

A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.

I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.

by John 1955s October 4, 2009

Ostrich

A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.

That barmaids one fucking ostrich.

by Saoirse September 1, 2003

ostrich

when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her

Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her

by cody dyer May 1, 2009

Ostrich

To pick someone up, flip them upside-down, and plant them in the ground head first.

Person 1: "Hey, did you talk to the guy that your girlfriend cheated on you with?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I Ostriched him. He's still there now!"
Person 1: "Ouch!"

by ScottertheOtter November 8, 2013

Ostrich

Ostrich is an amazing wonderful person that everyone would die to be friends with. An Ostrich is described as being wonderful ,amazing,funny and is extremely fast.

Ostrich Isn't The Normal One

by Broke.Boi.WW November 22, 2021

Ostriching

The act of having no concern for one's safety or surroundings while looting in PUBG, hyper-focused on what loot is available.

Ryan's entire team was slaughtered by an enemy squad while he was ostriching.

by minglemingy June 5, 2018