Something you say when someone says some unbelievably stupid shit, usually followed by two backhanded slaps on the arm.
Guy 1:”Ew what’s that coming out of my asshole?”
Guy 2:”It’s shit.”
Guy 1:”Ohhh.”
Guy 2: “That’s two.” *slaps arm twice*
Guy 2:”It’s shit.”
Guy 1:”Ohhh.”
Guy 2: “That’s two.” *slaps arm twice*
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that’s two • That's two down motherfucker! • Two's On That • Two plus two is four minus one that’s three • Two plus two is four, minus one that's three • A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. • Thats two on me • Thats my two cents • that's what she said • that's the way the cookie crumbles
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Get the Two plus two is four, minus one that's three mug.A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”
Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...
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Get the Two plus two is four minus one that’s three mug.An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.
"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
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