Definitions by N8S0L0

that’s two 

Something you say when someone says some unbelievably stupid shit, usually followed by two backhanded slaps on the arm.

Guy 1:”Ew what’s that coming out of my asshole?”
Guy 2:”It’s shit.”
Guy 1:”Ohhh.”
Guy 2: “That’s two.” *slaps arm twice*

that’s two by N8S0L0 July 3, 2019