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An involuntary hoe. Someone who wants something long term in a relationship but only ends up getting one night stands or short term situationships.
by imaninhoe August 1, 2022
A dick, especially one that grows to a massive size when erect, that can deliver an intense pounding. Comes from the hydraulic hammer attachment used on excavators to smash through rocks and rubble.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 11, 2023
When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
by Pp_boy24 December 15, 2017
"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"
by Haha funny September 29, 2017
A sweaty crinkled up one dollar bill from your local Taco Bell that still smells of hooker ass crack.
by TRUMPizKING March 21, 2016