texas chili bowl

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.
Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.
by Jack Duke November 11, 2004
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texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 16, 2005
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texas chili bowl

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
by Dankester April 28, 2005
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Texas Chili Bowl

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food
"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"
by Chris Fucking Cameron January 08, 2005
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texas chili bowl

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl
by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
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texas chili bowl

it involves tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.
I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.
by ButtersFTMFW December 04, 2010
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Texas Chili Bowl

The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
I had to break up with that d*** because he gave me a texas chili bowl. I haven't pooped in a week.
by zander365 October 07, 2011
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