texas

Where screwed and chopped music and swishahouse all originated. Befo a
N!ggA hate on texas listen to "They Don't Know" by Paul Wall and Mike Jones and until you know what they talkin bout shut da h3LL up.

"Texas is the home of the playas and pimps" (From Scarface Song)

by ProjeCts July 13, 2004

texas

- state of the ugly highways with old pavement, road works, low speedlimit and too many policemen

+ state of the nice policemen giving only warning tickets for speeding, warm almost-like-california weather, ocean, and cheapest in the us prices for living

the only city i loved in texas was austin with its countless trees, nice river and congress building where i could walk around beside all the politicans and with no security around.

by Vabq April 27, 2006

texas

A large state largely populated by extremely conservative rednecks who have apparently put in an express lane when it comes to executing people (in the words of Ron White).

Remember, everything's bigger in Texas...except for the IQ!!

by Proud Yankee March 2, 2006

texas

Fattest state in the fattest nation of the world.

Texas is the fattest state in the fattest nation of the world.

by onemic September 7, 2006

texas

Good hot tropical climate,ideal for skimpy clothes and swimming pools,palm trees, margaritas and mexican food. Excelent place to meet other people of other cultures, just as long as they are not born and raised in Texas. Cuz they aint no reason to evah go outta the state of Texas, Y'all.

comment to a texan: Y'all won't vaporize when you cross the state line you know.
texan:nuh awe
Comment to texan:truth is,outsiders come to Texas to increse the gene pool.

by sun goddess April 3, 2004

texas

Mexicans still have Texas. We've been here since before Whitey wetbacked it across the Atlantic. Deal, bitchezz.

-Wow, some of these white guys have their heads up their asses.

by -fearofabrownplanet- January 20, 2005

texas

Americas black eye, or, embarrassment. Widely known as the state where a village idiot can become governor, then president; where xenophobia is rampant, it is illegal to buy a sex toy, gay people are encouraged not to exist, protestant zealots run wild (also called 'value voters'), and where social stigmas and informal sanctions oppress people.

Wouldn't it be great if we could get Texas to secede from the union for a second time?

by mikieprash January 11, 2007