Tesla Driver
Tesla Driver by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018
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Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
Tesla driver by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
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Tesla Driver
Tesla drivers are 70% Altima, 29% Prius, and 1% other. The Altima type weave traffic, cut in front of commercial trucks, going 95mph+ when the freeways are open, and hitting curbs. The Prius type drive irratically, drift out of the lane, impede traffic, and generally have a lack of situational awareness. They'll have a dent on the middle of the trunk from backing into a pole in the parking garage of their $4k/mo gentrification apartment in Sunnyvale. Tesla has the distinction of being third highest accident rate by make, right behind Ram and Subaru; no amount of technology can save them from their stupidity. The other 1% of drivers are wealthy CEOs/execs in a Model S Plaid who take great pride and care in their vehicle and drive quite normal.
Most Tesla drivers will claim that their vehicle is "maintenance free" meanwhile they drive on bald tires, rotted bushings, broken plastic trim, and shitty wheel covers that are about to fall off. The vehicle is likely neglected due to poor financial decisions such as spending their entire corporate peasant paycheck on a luxury handbag they bought from Valley Fair in San Jose. They are also behind on car payments and registration, and likely to be uninsured and driving on a suspended or no license.
Owning a Tesla to these people is a flex or status symbol, but in reality they look like NPCs when everyone and their auntie drive one. They try to live above their means and are miserably drowning in debt.
Most Tesla drivers will claim that their vehicle is "maintenance free" meanwhile they drive on bald tires, rotted bushings, broken plastic trim, and shitty wheel covers that are about to fall off. The vehicle is likely neglected due to poor financial decisions such as spending their entire corporate peasant paycheck on a luxury handbag they bought from Valley Fair in San Jose. They are also behind on car payments and registration, and likely to be uninsured and driving on a suspended or no license.
Owning a Tesla to these people is a flex or status symbol, but in reality they look like NPCs when everyone and their auntie drive one. They try to live above their means and are miserably drowning in debt.
Tesla Driver by HockeyBinge April 24, 2026
Tesla Test Drive
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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