Tepi in modern day society is something which is extremely desirable but cannot be attained unless sanctioned by the supreme goddess of Tepi herself.

There is no substantiated proof of any Tepi worshipper ever claiming the prize of Tepi even under circumstances of extreme duress and mass destruction of a universal nature.

It is written in the scriptures of the time that many Tepi worshippers have accumulated a large number of Tepi points over the course of their natural lives only to be disappointed by not being to fulfil their worldly desires and die unfulfilled and disillusioned.
Congratulations of earning 20 Tepi points for that masterful display of skill and ability (not knowing that you will never ever be able to claim your prize)
by weezing December 1, 2005
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Deriving from Zep Tepi, in the ancient Egyptian, which meant "the splendid place of the first time". The godess Tepi often provided a safe haven for sexual novices. This gave rise to a cult of the modern-day Tepian society, now manifested in the corporate entity 'TepiCorp'.
Geez, I'd like to bang Tepi!

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That hedgehog is so tepy!
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A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)
GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!
by GM September 10, 2003
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famous Minecraft hypixel player
first legit level 350 and 2 terminated YouTube channels at 60-110k

gained a fortune and lost it all in 3 days and still flexes it.
known as wtho or praise
tepi is still not 2 fkdr after all this time?
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goddess super hot narcissistic you all owe her money. one in a lifetime girl
omg you’ve talked to tepy before?? you’re so lucky
by loliwhat November 22, 2021
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