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Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011
A very loving \weird person an doesn't take shit from nobody! *(Caution) her weirdness may rub off on you and there's no cure, so BEWARE! Has amazing eyes that'll stare down to your soul. Also worth every minute of your time if your worth hers, Get yourself a Teresa stat!
Feeling lonely? Say no more call 1-800-Teresia an get you yours today!
teresia by Turnerdallis88 November 26, 2017

telesigned in 

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
Dude, I telesigned in into my Facebook account so you can't hack it anymore.
telesigned in by Clouddefender December 30, 2011

telesign 

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.
“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”
telesign by TeleSigner January 7, 2012
Teleia is a sexy motherfucker who is very cheeky and loves her girlfriend 😫
Have you seen teleia, I miss her she’s so sexy
Teleia by zoodle April 4, 2021

Telestalketer 

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!
Telestalketer by SCNYC January 14, 2011