A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.
by Bullshit Patrol August 17, 2022
by FabianN and Xenonight2 August 30, 2006
Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.
1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."
by Wild Card March 30, 2006
Where deep anxiety and the perfect combination of ungrounding meet.
When one unwillingly spews out mind thought bubbles of utter bullshit from the deepest layers of their unconscious whilst existing in a overwhelmed state.
When anxiety arises due to unresolved trauma that’s yet to be discovered and one telepathically begins antagonizing others one feels threatened by on some level. Often going to the deepest crevices of the unconscious and pulling out derogative terminology.
When one is in a place where they don’t feel safe for whatever reason and then proceed to find unintentionally find trigger points of others they’re around and telepathically use those against them in an effort to create distance and find peace yet again alone.
When one unwillingly spews out mind thought bubbles of utter bullshit from the deepest layers of their unconscious whilst existing in a overwhelmed state.
When anxiety arises due to unresolved trauma that’s yet to be discovered and one telepathically begins antagonizing others one feels threatened by on some level. Often going to the deepest crevices of the unconscious and pulling out derogative terminology.
When one is in a place where they don’t feel safe for whatever reason and then proceed to find unintentionally find trigger points of others they’re around and telepathically use those against them in an effort to create distance and find peace yet again alone.
Yea man… he did LSD and then developed Telepathic Tourette’s … says the most ridiculous shit. But gotta love him ya know…how could he even begin to explain the situation? he’s aight
by Mr Anderson 007 February 28, 2023
The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.
Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
by Ch'mera April 28, 2008
1) the cat sat staring at the ball in a vain attempt to telepathize it back to the human.
2) the result of wishing for tacos and having them magically appear at your door
2) the result of wishing for tacos and having them magically appear at your door
by Ron Sheehan August 4, 2005
That bitch that be living next door but you can read her mind and she hella flirting wit yo man but you can't prove it so you buy some aluminum foil and start wearing it on yo head to block her telepathic tramp thoughts.
The bitch Sally is such a telepathic tramp she keeps asking my man to come over through the walls but I can't prove it.
by lizdawiz January 31, 2019