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Teeny Weeny

It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.
I have a Teeny Weeny
by D0xy August 27, 2020
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teeny-weeny

(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").
Did you see that teeny-weeny skirt on her?
by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004
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Teeny Weeny Sweeny

The nicknames given to idiots who jump around the locker room until their boxers fall down and their small dick is there for everyone to see. (helps if ur last name is sweeny)
by Maggie Loves Jon August 24, 2004
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Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006
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Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny

That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020
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Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.
That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020
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teeny weenie

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.
Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.
by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017
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