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Suburban Teen Syndrome 

The delusion of suburban teens that their life is horrible, their parents are evil, they are entitled to everything without any effort or hard work on their part, and that they are bad asses that can "take" anyone.
Suburban Teen Syndrome (STS):

Teen 1:"My parents are like the worst! they took away my iPhone 4 because i sent out like 10,000 texts. Like seriously, it's only 10,000 texts."

Teen 2: "Really? oh-em-gee. It's not like they have any idea what it's like to have that many friends. And seriously, like they can't afford it! Whatevs".

white british teen syndrome 

The tendency for a teenage and amateur white British guitarist to play "wonderwall" by oasis on guitar
WBT victim: "help i cant stop playing wonderwall"
doctor: oh no son it looks like you have 'white british teen syndrome'

Teen Girl Syndrome 

A state when a girl has a strong partially unhealthy, attraction to a boy she like and thinks about him constantly. The symptoms often include, Long hours creeping photos on face book, becoming excellently nervous around said boy, forgetting her name when introducing her self, and vomiting.

Can also appear in gay boys who don't know how to date.
Girl: look there is the boy I like, I'm going to go over and talk to him.

Girl's friend: I don't know, you seem to have a severe case of Teen Girl Syndrome, is that wise?

Girl: No, I'll be fine, really.
Girl walks over to boy

Girl Hi, I'm... *Vomits on boys shoes*
Girl returns to her friend in shame

Girl's friend: You threw up on his shoes again didn't you?

Girl: I think he likes me.

Girl's friend: I'm sure.
Teen Girl Syndrome by Dr.P.Schot November 15, 2011

Teen Girl Syndrome 

Whatever the definition is above, or the overemphasis of a message using emojis.
random girl with tgs: i like how she responds with a small ✨ slap ✨
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026