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A reality show that features the life and times of teen aged women that had children at a young age...Most (thankfully not all) are nothing but lazy-assed rancid party sluts that don't realize what planet they reside on, let alone the fact that they have children...
Did you see Teen Mom last night? The bitch featured was a loser...
by Graffilthier March 09, 2011
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intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
by C.J Johnson December 06, 2010
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The loveliest realist people you can possibly ever meet, who love to live life to the fullest and don’t regret anything, it may be hard sometimes but it’s all worth it in the end as they have something other teenagers have for example a child, someone to always be their for and be a role model for, but sometimes it’s difficult so don’t get pregnant on purpose but support teen moms out their already you never know when they might need it. :)
Guy to girl: that girl is a whore as she is only 16 and is pregnant so she’s a teen mom

Girl to guy: I bet you she is already done with prejudice opinions and is probably the nicest person you will ever meet.

Guy to girl: sorry..
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Where the girl is taking it like a champ on her back, and just as the guy is about to go, he punches her directly in the stomach, and simultaneously blows it inside of her.
Bill: "Hey Tom! Did you hook up with Sally last night?"

Tom: "You bet i did! I Teen Mom'd her skank ass too!"

Bill: "You're the gnarliest dude i know."
by missawoss March 09, 2011
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