teddy graham

A overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a goddamn bear.

"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe

by DavX0r September 26, 2003

Teddy Graham

Chubby white girl with a tan.

She's cute in the face but I don't mess with Teddy Graham's.

Black men love Teddy Graham's.

I got a Honey Graham but all of her friends are Teddy Graham's.

by Kaef Black October 3, 2014

teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door

When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.

by TeddyGraham March 9, 2010

Teddy Graham

A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.

"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"

by goatsbane June 16, 2009

Teddy Graham People

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.

I'm Sorry, what are Teddy Graham People?

by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010

teddy graham soup

Slurping up thoes tiddies

Making some teddy graham soup today.

by 13anon37 December 9, 2016

Teddy Grahamin'

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.

Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.

by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010