teddy graham
"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe
teddy graham by DavX0r September 26, 2003
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Teddy Graham
She's cute in the face but I don't mess with Teddy Graham's.
Black men love Teddy Graham's.
I got a Honey Graham but all of her friends are Teddy Graham's.
Black men love Teddy Graham's.
I got a Honey Graham but all of her friends are Teddy Graham's.
Teddy Graham by Kaef Black October 3, 2014
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teddy graham
verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff
or
verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door
or
verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door
teddy graham by TeddyGraham March 9, 2010
Teddy Graham
A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.
Teddy Graham by goatsbane June 16, 2009
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Teddy Grahamin'
When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.
Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.
Teddy Grahamin' by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010
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