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Tearson is a very upfront person. She cares about people but she will not hesitate to tell it like it is. Shes a really chill and down to earth person. Perfect to have as a best friend until death do you guys part. She's amazing and hilarious. And very funny person to be around, just don't piss her off. Cause shit will get real.
Alex: Tearson gave me some great advice today
Alex to Alex: Be stubborn and dont listen
*something bad happens*
Tearson: i fucking told you😂
tearson by Blondie_32009 December 21, 2016
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Tearsing 

A less emotional cry, with tears but lacking the sound of an actual cry.
Jess - You spilt my pint

Stefan - Stop tearsing
Tearsing by The phantom lady March 25, 2019

tearsunderwater

artist billie eilishes undercover twitter account username. she uses it to spy on fans and gives them prizes.
have you heard of billie eilishes undercover account tearsunderwater?!
tearsunderwater by sunny rose March 18, 2019

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park
After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.
Dang, you're so short. You must be a terson.
Terson by curlyq17 August 12, 2011
Call me Carson Combined With a Angry Grape who collects rocks
Tharson: Call me Tharson
tharson by TheCreatorOfAllBeings November 14, 2020