Taylor Smith

Absolutely the best person you are lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn because you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard at succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions.

"Man, the most fun I have is with Taylor Smith."

DeeDee: "Will you marry me, Taylor Smith?"

Taylor Smith by AtchkeyThedumsious May 30, 2018

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Taylor Smith

Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylor Smith's favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew

"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor Smith. They are the best listener."

DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"

Taylor Smith: "heck yep!"

DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor Smith!"

Taylor Smith by AtchkeyThedumsious June 4, 2018

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taylor smith is the most perfect person you’ll ever be lucky enough to meet

wow... that’s taylor smith? she’s breathtaking..

taylor smith by killmeplzzz March 11, 2021

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SHE SUCKS dick

example:

"see that girl?"
"yea, why does she have a rash near her lips?"
"OH YONT KNOW? She's Taylor Smith! TAKES DA mEAT!!! AHAHAH GOTEEEE"

taylor smith by killmenowplzzz November 20, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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