Taylor Law
A law that prevents NYC Civil Servants from going on strike you get penalized 2 days for every day you strike!
Taylor Law by wo-14 January 8, 2019
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Taylor's Law
Banks and corporates have a nasty habit of using buzzwords to promote their product in a way start-ups never do. As such Simon Taylor (host of the Fintech Insider podcast) noted, there is an inversely proportional relationship between how many Buzzwords (AI, Machine Learning and Blockchain) a bank uses, and how good their product is.
Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Damn that press release from BIG BANK sure proves Taylor's Law. Did you see the amount of times they said AI?
Taylor's Law by AListener May 31, 2019
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Taylor Lawrie
A man who is literally perfect at everything.
One with no, flaws.
One with a super cute girl.
A hot guy.
One with no, flaws.
One with a super cute girl.
A hot guy.
Taylor Lawrie by Taylorisbetterthanyoulookhimup November 16, 2011
Lawrence taylor
The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.
Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
Lawrence taylor by Tecdaddy June 4, 2007
Lawrence Taylor
The greatest NFL player to ever exist, strong like BULL 🐂! Played for the NY Giants, aka the best NFL organization of all time.
Person 1: Omg is that a strong muscular man wearing a NY Giants jersey
Person 2: That must be Lawrence Taylor
Person 2: That must be Lawrence Taylor
Lawrence Taylor by Jdkmaniscracked April 8, 2021
Lawrence taylor
The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.
Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
Lawrence taylor by Tecdaddy June 3, 2007
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