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A religion around the worship of the demi-god Taven who's transcendence is prophesied by mathematical logic.
We practices Tavenism. We're very open about the worship of our overlord to be.
Tavenism by daegontaven January 14, 2019

Tavernesque 

A family owned establishment with exceptional food, relaxed ambiance, and a full bar.
Let's go somewhere tavernesque tonight, Daddy needs a drink!
Tavernesque by Wounded Minnow March 10, 2020

tavernier 

A beautiful french kid hated by Italians
Tavernier is cringe
tavernier by Napolijuveaperol May 31, 2022

Taverniti seiko 

A real nigga from the dade who smokes loud drinks lean and fuxks hella Bitxhes and never spends more than 5$ on them hoes kause thats some lame shit trixking foe them.
Hoe#1 Yo girl i suxked off that nigga Taverniti seiko , his shit was huge.
Hoe#2 Well he Busted on me so im his main..
Hoe#3 fuxk outta hea Bitxh you korny he fuxk all the time
Taverniti Seiko - alright Bitxhes kalm down i know my shit right

tadvertise 

I was tadvertised lots of baby products after buying a single product for a baby shower.
tadvertise by twGuaranteed October 14, 2018

Taverne-fucked 

You’re fucked when you’re taverne-fucked. But there is still always chance to crawl back in.
Me: after last night I’m officially taverne-fucked. I might as well say sorry to him..
Other: You’ll get over it.
Taverne-fucked by Annada March 11, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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