Tater Tits

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.

Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.

Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.

Tater Tits by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009

tater titties

noun: the name for an extremely overweight male's manboobs. Usually screamed in a fit of drunken anger on New Years to a fat man.

girl- Fetta Cheese Pizza!
boy- You have sick tater titties.

tater titties by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007

Tater Tits

When you spill tater tots on your tits.

Caroline: DammitI spilled tater tots on my boobs!
Lizzie: They're tater tits!

Tater Tits by thelizardwizard March 18, 2016

TATER TIZZLE 

Another 2 lettered word for a gangsta depressed Emo...

Frizz: Maida wants to buy the DaVincci Code
Tater Tizzle: Why the hell would she do that???
Frizz: Cuz people say it's a really good book
Tater Tizzle: Yeah, but you'd have to read it to know it's a good book
Frizz: Yeah...people do that...
Tater Tizzle: What?!?!?!? No way!

TATER TIZZLE by Tater Tizzle June 18, 2006

Tater tits

Deceptivly saggy tits that look like lumpy mashed taters when exposed.

Hey tater tits, get me a beer.

Tater tits by Whiteside cove May 15, 2018

Tater Tits

An elderly woman who has smelly breasts

"Damn, she got some bad tater tits!"

Tater Tits by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

tater titties

adj- when a woman has breasts that resemble large amounts of lumpy mashed potatoes

Holy hell, did you see Karen, she must have gained 50 pounds and has some serious tater titties.

tater titties by madcarpetbomber August 10, 2010