Tat's Law 

"Anything that can suck, will suck."

According to Tat's Law, Tat sucks because Tat can suck.

Tat's Law by Tatsux July 8, 2009

Tat's Theory 

"Everything sucks because it can suck."

Alternatively, "Everything sucks."

According to Tat's Theory, everything sucks because it can suck.

Tat's Theory by Tatsux April 13, 2011

Tat Smacking

An act in which a male, usually one with a higher percentage of body fat and ample sized breasts, sneaks up upon an unsuspecting bystander and juts his Tat's in to the victims face while he growls in a primal manner with arms raised. This is not however exclusive to males. Females with ample breasts can also do it.

Ryan could not stop the relentless tat smacking he suffered on behalf of jimmy

Tat Smacking by Robert Krebs May 26, 2005

tat sleeve 

Short for "tattoo sleeve": A tattoo that covers all or most of a person's forearm, as though it were the sleeve of a shirt.

Duane ("The Rock") Johnson has a very impressive tat sleeve.

tat sleeve by al-in-chgo August 13, 2012

tat spanked 

when you have been a bad boy and you get slapped by a tit

You've been a naughty boy now bend over and get tat spanked...momma no!!!!!!!!!!

tat spanked by guh1111 June 27, 2006

tat some tuss 

To get laid.

So Mitch, did you tat some tuss this weekend or what?

tat some tuss by CSells March 19, 2004

Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

Shit tat by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019