You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."
by DrCamel May 30, 2021
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Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.
Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.
by SussyRustPlayer July 6, 2021
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Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*
by alexstfu March 3, 2021
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The feeling and unexplainable urge to play Escape From Tarkov
I thought Gabe would never play tarkov, he is probably suffering from tarkov fever.
by Josmhusm January 5, 2022
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A monthly subscription for the video game Escape from Tarkov that boosts your loot in-game. This perk is only offered through specific Twitch streamers when you use your Twitch Prime subscription.
Hey dude, did you renew your Tarkov Prime subscription this month?

Holy cow! You only get loot this good with Tarkov Prime!
by TaintedW December 16, 2019
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Someone who plays escape from Tarkov as a “slow and steady” approach instead of the ‘chad’ approach which in the words of general sam are “ prejaculaters” with more affensive play
Shit i got killed by a rat on reserve tarkov rats are cunts
by Yes1095 May 22, 2022
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"Tarkov Vision" is the term for someone who has very good vision or hearing in games that require it. These people are typically really good at seeing or hearing things and obtained this ability most likely from the game "Escape from Tarkov", hence the name.
Dante: "How the hell did Abram see me? I was across the map!"
Garrett: "That's to be expected Dante. That guy has Tarkov Vision, he plays a lot of Escape from Tarkov."
Dante: "Oooh, I get it. He's a Tarkov Player."
by notGART December 16, 2020
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