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The coolest person ever who is to cool for you! she is super pretty and you will never get her.
aaaaaand she has to pee
i wish i was tanu... :)
by dogzFTW December 12, 2011
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A butthole that is delicious because of last night’d seasoning. An abbreviation of the words tasty and anus.
Luke: That girl’s got a tanus of an angel.
Joe: Would you say it was a smanus though?
Luke: Guess so
by Lacaswetty June 20, 2018
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also called tuna, a tanu is extremely emo but once youre friends, she will try to make your life hell. Tanus are helpfull, sometimes, when you need to borrow a book(but thats it).
damn it tanu shipped me... AGAIN
by Jaeisbae123 June 11, 2018
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Tall white guy who is heartless and all the girls are attracted too. Quite a faggot and loves to irritate the shit out of people.
That man just dumped coffee on her shirt! He must be Tanu
by gamergurlh8 May 29, 2018
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Tall white and is normally heartless towards everyone.
That Tanu just spilt coffee all over her dress!
by gamergurlh8 May 29, 2018
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a man who has been to prison, is a racist redneck, and has had their butthole licked by their girlfriend.
The new shop teacher is a tanus.
by luckylilred November 08, 2009
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