Take a seat, queer!

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

by Andrew August 10, 2003

Take a seat young skywalker

What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang

Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."

by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary December 28, 2017

Take a seat, spill the deat

It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.

Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat

by Matt0909 November 24, 2018

why don't you take a seat

The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.

I walked into the house
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"

by WelfareChris April 6, 2008

Cabin crew take your seats

Your gonna fucking die

Pilot 'Cabin crew take your seats'
Person 'Fuck'

by lolbenjithepooji December 25, 2018

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 28, 2022