by knifystan999 February 9, 2023
by Vladimir Zelensky February 8, 2023
A traditional Taiwanese mating procedure involving the following steps:
1. A traditional, wholesome Taiwanese dinner, often including a noodle dish.
2. The aquaintance of the visiting partner (usually the male) with the other partners' parents.
3. The relocation of the couple into a dimly lit room (one with the pungent scent of damp spring-time bamboo.)
3.5 The female then excreciated (via the anal cavity) all the noodles that have been consumed in the earlier meal.
4. The exposure of the female's anal sphincter (asshole).
5. The execution of a rimjob by the male partner (often dubbed the "taiwanese rimsy.") This is a complex procedure known as the "Hokai-Sansim," in which the male must effectively clean the sphincter with his toungue, consuming any left over noodles.
6. The final step is the letting of blood onto the male partner's chest and clothing.
Please remember that all Taiwanese partners are likely to engage or attempt to engage in this traditional and somewhat sacred ritual.
1. A traditional, wholesome Taiwanese dinner, often including a noodle dish.
2. The aquaintance of the visiting partner (usually the male) with the other partners' parents.
3. The relocation of the couple into a dimly lit room (one with the pungent scent of damp spring-time bamboo.)
3.5 The female then excreciated (via the anal cavity) all the noodles that have been consumed in the earlier meal.
4. The exposure of the female's anal sphincter (asshole).
5. The execution of a rimjob by the male partner (often dubbed the "taiwanese rimsy.") This is a complex procedure known as the "Hokai-Sansim," in which the male must effectively clean the sphincter with his toungue, consuming any left over noodles.
6. The final step is the letting of blood onto the male partner's chest and clothing.
Please remember that all Taiwanese partners are likely to engage or attempt to engage in this traditional and somewhat sacred ritual.
"Dude I just pulled off the incredible Taiwan job last night on this Taiwanese chick in her apartment."
"Dude awesome- but there's a noodle hanging from your lip. I never knew a Taiwan job could be so messy."
"Dude awesome- but there's a noodle hanging from your lip. I never knew a Taiwan job could be so messy."
by BAMBOO4U June 27, 2007
by capkrk September 4, 2008
Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:
- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis
- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis
I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road
by King Xavier March 23, 2012
Guy1: "Taiwan Peace!"
Guy2: "Taiwan Peace Israel!"
Guy1: "Can we get much higher? So high, ohh oh oh... Oh oh ohhhhhh..."
Guy2: "Taiwan Peace Israel!"
Guy1: "Can we get much higher? So high, ohh oh oh... Oh oh ohhhhhh..."
by PoyTheEpic October 28, 2022
by Neo1277 February 17, 2019