When you buy a burrito or any other wrapped type food item and the insides are not mixed up. For example when you buy a bean burrito and the first bite is all tortilla, the second is mostly cheese, and then you finally get some beans with the third. You have been officially been Taco Belled when you find this completely ok.
Man that burrito was good but good thing I've already been Taco Belled because those insides were not even remotely mixed together.
Having horrifically awful gas, farts that can kill small animals, leaving skid marks that are unwashable, clearing out a room for weeks, permanently stinking up the bed, great way to get your girlfriend to leave
When you end up having an accident like banging your head on a window sill while you’re looking for a vape. Too busy distracted by your conscience being read and hearing a monologue you didn’t want to hear because you don’t know how to turn it off
Mind-read: *bangs head on window sill* “Fucks sake, this is getting dangerous. I’m gunna have a lump on my head now. You just Taco-Belled me”
Mind-reader - You don’t need to worry about it, don’t even think about it. People are coming to help you, all you have to do is keep it secret. You haven’t done everything you said yet. Keep it going, don’t change this mindset. Absolutely impeccable.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."