Table Licker 

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

Table Licker by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

Table licker 

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

Table licker by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018

Table Licker 

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

Table Licker by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Table Licker 

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

Table Licker by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Table Licker 

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

Table Licker by HERX44 November 27, 2020