twone

A happily married couple. When two become one.

The way they looked at each other, you could tell they were twone.

by no1apa November 28, 2012

twone

A phrase that silences participants of a heated or comedic conversation. A joke, line, noise, or story that may have potential to be funny but fails due to its poor delivery or inappropriateness in the given situation. It is unwise to try and defend your statement after it has been "twoned".

A twone is haulted by the trademark phrase, "That was a twone." One may also smirk in disgust or disappointment.

Other variations of the twone: Austy, Jake.

E: You gotta do what you gotta do
G: THAT WAS A TWONE.

by hayleyfell June 05, 2007

Twone

When something has two to one odd ratio.

I won 36 dollars at the racetrack because my horse was rated at twone odds for an 18 dollar bet.

by Poetic Pete July 25, 2009

Twone

the addition or subtraction or the outcome of any numbers equaling 3.

two plus one equals twone.

by Rob Couls and Chris Brown October 04, 2010

2/1(twone)

Independent Rapper from STL, Mo.

2/1(Twone) is one of the best out of the STL area.

by 314STL March 13, 2017

Twone

When one twin dies and the other twin is still alive, no matter what age or at birth

My twin sister has died, so now i am a twone; i am a twone because my twin sister has died

by Upelopedie February 05, 2022

twoned

when you get stoned on tweeds (fake pot, k2, incense, spice).

hey man lets go up to the smoke shop and buy some tweeds so we can get super twoned

by dj rustynail May 29, 2011