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WOAH TSIF
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by ExpiredJuulPod September 21, 2020
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Guy 1 : Gawd Damn this is some good ass ice cream.
Guy 2 : Let me get a lick of that shit dawg.
Guy 1 : TSIF
Guy 2 : Come on, you know I'm straight busted till the furst of da Month.
by bymoosek February 19, 2009
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Bedroom tip on how to get some pussy.

TSIF- Tickle, Suck, Instantly Fuck

Tickle the bitch til her clothes come off.
Suck on each titty and that clitty.

and before you know it you’ll be...
Instantly Fucking.
Damn yo, I took that booch home last night and she wasn’t havin’ it. But I remembered TSIF, and it was lights out!
by PDXseasonedVET October 07, 2020
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Meaning "Thank Satan It's Friday"

Similar to "TGIF", but used by Satanists.
TSIF! I'm going to drink some pig blood.
by Bloodbath87 March 04, 2009
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acronym for "the system is fucked." can be used interchangeably with acab.
person 1: bruh why is police brutality excused because theyre police thats so fucked up
person 2: TSIF TSIF TSIF TSIF
by asshat dickmuncher August 26, 2020
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