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thrift shop masochism 

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.
My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

Thrift Shop Yolo 

When some kid raps the song thrift shop and everyone joins in, it's a THRIFT SHOP YOLO moment
everyone: IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS...
me, to friend: stop listening to your ipod, listen to this thrift shop yolo!
Thrift Shop Yolo by SwAg Money March 5, 2013

thrift shop white 

A person who is basically a neck beard, only wears clothes from thrift stores and never washes them nor themselves
That kid ian that tries to be hipster and smells disgusting, yeah he's so thrift shop white
thrift shop white by Sherpaherder_69 February 18, 2015

thrift shop white 

A person who is basically a neck beard, only wears clothes from thrift stores and never washes them nor themselves
That kid ian that tries to be hipster and smells disgusting, yeah he's so thrift shop white
thrift shop white by Sherpaherder_69 February 18, 2015

the thrift shop 

When a malnourished male teenager tries to have sexual intercourse with a virgin and the male proceeds to insert his penis into the female's vagina, takes the female's virginity and then cries afterwards because it hurt
Guy 1) Hey! Just had sex last night. The girl had her first time with me

Guy 2) The girl told me that you did The Thrift Shop to her. Lol

Guy 1) Fuck that hoe

Thrift Shopping 

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.
Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.
Thrift Shopping by KRiver February 14, 2020