The Thanos

While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.

"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"

"Well you could always do the thanos"

"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"

by Testicular cancer is no joke February 14, 2019

The Thanos

When you find out your girl is pregnant, so you snap and dispappear

“Babe, I’m pregnant”
*SNAP* *Leave here*
This is The Thanos

by Anyononononymousy December 2, 2019

The Thanos

When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.

I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left

by Chris Gr June 24, 2018

THE THANOS

Fucking someone so hard they can’t feel half of their body.

Man, last night he give me the thanos

by Rez199522 December 8, 2018

The Thanos

An act of genocide in which one person kills half of their family or town leaving the rest of them to start a new life.

Jack the ripper could have committed The Thanos before thanos was even thought of.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.

Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*

by DaffierGnome12 January 11, 2022

The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.

I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.

by PhilWV July 14, 2022