The Ronald McDonald 

While having sex with someone doggie style (from behind), one reaches forward and inserts their fingers into the corners of the reciever's mouth. One then pulls back on the corners of the reciever's mouth effectively creating a large smile resembling that of Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot for McDonalds.

Billy was doing Sarah last night and decided she needed to cheer up, so he gave her The Ronald McDonald. It didn't work!

The Ronald McDonald by BDT of Utah March 16, 2009

The Ronald McDonald Special 

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!

She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

The Ronald McDonald Special by Mormon X August 2, 2010

The Ronald ray-gun 

A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.

Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.

The Ronald ray-gun by bigdong30 April 6, 2009

The Ronald Reagan 

When you piss on someone and steal their money (represents how Ronald Reagan screwed the economy)

Also giving someone crack after stealing the persons money

Jimmy: Hey, that guy just did The Ronald Reagan on me!

Jamal: I don't care, I got free crack!

The Ronald Reagan by MF_FK0 September 13, 2020

rubbing the ronald 

Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.

"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"

Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica

rubbing the ronald by Rambunxious Todd October 16, 2007

ronald mcdonald the second 

A curly headed fuck who is also a child molestor!

Dude look it's ronald mcdonald the second!

ronald mcdonald the second by GROD94 January 16, 2009

The Curse of Ronald 

The Curse of Ronald is used when someone makes a terrible mistake and other people have to pay for it.

This guy is dragging me down, he is The Curse of Ronald.

The Curse of Ronald by JuicyBigDaddyBoi December 14, 2020