The Company

The phrase often used by operatives to refer to the CIA, for whom they work.

The Company needs to take charge of the war on terrorism and obliterate the enemy.

by John Foster December 19, 2005

The Company

The company the spacemen in Unfortunate Spacemen work for

The Company really needs to upgrade its security to prevent Imposters from killing their employees.

by Ronin is the best November 4, 2020

The Company Smile

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina

Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.

by GummyJizz August 17, 2018

The Company Smile

A celebration BooCocky that the whole crew gives to the employee of the month

Don’t be late to Ryan’s “The Company Smile” tomorrow at 7:30! I’m gonna be first in line .

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.

Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.

Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010

Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003