The Christmas

The Christmas is a term made up for giving a girl the double fister, coined from a drunk man.

"On Christmas Morning I was surprised when he gave me the Christmas..."

by Jason Walsh July 12, 2008

The Christmas Special

When it is around Christmas time and the radio stations are playing Christmas music 24/7, get into your buddy's car when he is not paying attention. Tune the radio into a Christmas station and crank the music up and shut the radio off. Next time he goes to start his car, Christmas music will be screaming out his speakers. Also can be called "The Christmas Jingle", "The Holiday Spirit", or "Leaving Somebody Jumping for Joy"

The Christmas special should be used mainly on people who are sensitive to loud noises, or people who hate Christmas music. However, it can be used on anybody as a good practical joke.

by greasymeatloaf December 3, 2009

The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

by Fogt December 16, 2017

the christmas special

the act of smashing a watermelon on a vagina

the christmas special

by avatarthelastairbender December 19, 2010

The Christmas Special

Based off of Belle Delphine's christmas special, the christmas special is a sexual act involving one woman being nutted on by five or more black guys

GUY: Dude i heard your girlfriend is trying to get the christmas special
DUDE: Fuck guess i got to break up with her

by lord christmas January 14, 2021

The Christmas Sweet

send a bunch of bees inside his dickhole and order them to produce honey until christmas eve. during the handing out of presents you suck him off and let him sprinkle the cookies and cups of tea on the table. a magical moment. showstopper.

He won't let me do The Christmas Sweet with him.

He wants to spend christmas with Mary.

by Krkič December 7, 2019

The Christmas Abyss

The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well

Chris : Why is there an Xbox in the Christmas Abyss?
John : Cus`I wanted a PS4

by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName June 30, 2016