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"the birth of youtube"
by pollen01 March 26, 2024
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The birth of youtube
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the birth

The birth of youtube
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Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
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Smoking The Birth Cigar

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."
When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!
by Bufferkiller September 7, 2011
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Birth of the cobra

The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.
Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.
by MeatMachine August 12, 2008
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