When you get the blues a friend is usually a good bottlejack
Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps
Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps
by Nilgoa March 11, 2016
When one has a blockage in ones anus due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..When the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the turd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your penis somewhat resembling a bottle jack
JONESY QUICKLY JUMPED ON THE LOUNGEROOM FLOOR AND PUMPED OUT A QUICK THE BOTTLEJACK.. GREAT PARTY TRICK MATE BUT NEXTIME NOT IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS
by medugs February 23, 2016
by Rumesh April 6, 2017