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"Thank Goodness For Insurance"
Exclamation of joy/relief when health insurance provides peace of mind or improves quality of life
My son had several ear infections last year so his doctor suggested tubes. After the surgery, no more infections and a much happier little boy. #TGFI
TGFI by TillieMnster July 21, 2016
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Thank God for insurance!

Most times, insurance is just something you pay and lose money on over time... but sometimes it freakin' pays off!! (From a formerly robbed/recently reimbursed homeowner / homo-ner :D)
--Dude, my house got robbed...

--I know, but you've got homeowner's insurance! TGFI!
TGFI by WordJunkie798 November 19, 2010
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Acronym for "Thank God For the Internet." A play on TGIF where the speaker expresses relief or happiness at the immediacy and accessibility of information of the Internet where it didn't previously exist.
1. My office mate and I couldn't agree if Woody Allen was still alive... well TGFI! We looked it up and he's alive!
2. There's no way I could've ever tiled my bathroom floor myself. TGFI, I found a video that showed me how!
TGFI by buckedchuck January 2, 2017
that got featured in moto madness
He does nothing just like all the other clips tgfimm
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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