tattie scone 

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

tattie scone by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 16, 2018

tottiesconed 

feelin squashed, flat, mushed,

like uve bin slapped in the face an run ova by a steam roller

tottiesconed by mzdrippin August 17, 2004