Tardis

Politically incorrect slang for retard, often used in its place by people trying to circumvent the repercussions of using the original word.

Clive was acting retarded, so Pete called him a Tardis.

by DrWhom69 March 04, 2025

Tardis

Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.

Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.

by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

Tardis

Tardis is my illegitimate love child who happens to be a lil’ touched in the head…

“Tardis!!! Look alive ‘cuz right now you’re just a trip Dr. Who…”

by Pushmataha April 29, 2025

tardy bug

many people consistently tardy to a certain class

There is a tardy bug in my Spanish 1 class.

by MIke Trout June 11, 2019

tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve

:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY

by Mauf56 May 10, 2020