Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF
Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop

Person 1: “I’m gay
Person 2: “TBF
by Xopher_ November 21, 2019
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A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.
"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"
by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011
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This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
by Noremac1981 December 29, 2021
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A person acting erratically, irately and showing signs of withdrawal due to lack of use of Pot
by Pot Head December 7, 2002
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Tardy
by gellima March 11, 2023
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A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve
:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY
by Mauf56 May 10, 2020
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