TARDIS

a retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends pro but failed because his companion always steal his kills

hey tardis i stole your kill again lol

by YOLOBOIXDDDDD January 17, 2018

Tardis

Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.

Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.

by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

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Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

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ardy tardy

Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.

Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy

by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015

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Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 3, 2022

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